Monthly Archives: July 2004

I haven’t stopped. We’ve had a big sale at work that not only has kept me there an extra day this week, but also makes me actually WORK at work. Forget this. I saw a really bad movie last week. … Continue reading →

Just to let you know, in case you’re thinking of buying one of those extended warranties they offer with your next laptop computer purchase, if you let roaches live and breed in that laptop, your warranty will be voided. If … Continue reading →

Earth to Baby Boomers… Your Icons Suck Your Decision-Making Process Sucks YOU are the Parents, not the School System Your President is a Boob The Country Was Better Off Before You Got Here Vietnam was Your Fault That Guilt You … Continue reading →

The Simpsons is on like episode 300, so eat it, Kill Me Now Guy.

14 total episodes of “The Office”, including 2 Christmas Specials. 18 total episodes of “Freaks & Geeks”. 1 buzillion total episodes of “Will and Grace”, and still going strong. Kill Me Now

There’s a channel in Dallas, Channel 29, that has all sorts of mexican knock-offs of trashy American TV programs. They have 2 Jerry-Springer-type shows, one hosted by a hot blonde older Mexican woman (Maria Laria, who is also a concert … Continue reading →

Teenagers are just going to eat what they want anyway (like you can stop them from going to Burger King when you’re not watching), so why even present carrots and fruits and stuff as an alternative? Shouldn’t they be making … Continue reading →

Hey reading human, I want you to know that the “Netflix Diary” series, like much of this blog, is just an unpolished version of the real product. The most important difference between unpolished and polished is the footnotes. There are … Continue reading →