Monthly Archives: October 2004

Sports Ignorant NBA Preview 2004 This NBA season looks to be the wildest in recent memory. All the player movement – and superstar player movement, at that – has created a situation where we really have no idea what’s going … Continue reading →

I’ve decided that the winner in the contest of what novel I’m going to write will be… Violent Parodies Director! Thank you all for voting. I’m outlining it all right now. I think it’ll be fun. Needs a new title … Continue reading →

I think the only way I’ll be able to finish this 1700-words/day project I’m coming upon here is if I write a funny or satirical or in some way non-serious novel. Those ideas I had were solid, but unless I … Continue reading →

Now if only they could also genetically turn them into dogs.

Since I am doing this NaNoWriMo (stupid name), I thought I should let you, my fans, in on some of my possible ideas for novels and the hurdles I face in composing them: 1) Indians with Machineguns — Crazy man … Continue reading →

Ashleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Simpson, if you haven’t heard, was caught using backing tracks using her performance on “Saturday Night Live”. Her spin: Irony. To paraphrase, the one time her voice goes out and he has to use backing tracks, she gets caught. … Continue reading →

Ok, I can think of “Something there is that doesn’t love a wall”, but nothing else. Is that all Robert Frost wrote? I hate poetry. I don’t consider myself a movie buff, and certainly not a movie critic, and here’s … Continue reading →

Church voter’s meetings are always a frustrating mess of people arguing past each other, but I went to one yesterday that made me very sad. I won’t tell you what it was about, because that’s not important. And that’s not … Continue reading →

I posted 3 things today. And this makes it 4, beeeeeeeeatches. I find that any sentence can be made more spicy with the word “beeeeeeeeeeeeeatches” at the end. Try it. At work. To your bosses. A muted alternative to this … Continue reading →

Got David Foster Wallace’s book Oblivion: Stories from the library today, and it’s super great. I love him, and I got to thinking about my writing influences and who they are. Maybe they don’t want to be associated with this … Continue reading →