Monthly Archives: May 2005

I would point out that the Supreme Court just overturned the judgment against Arthur Andersen Accounting. If you remember, those were the accountants that shredded all those Enron documents. The Court felt the instructions given to the jury were too … Continue reading →

So all of you are moving on today, just content to have had your 3-day weekend and some turkey burgers? These people died. That’s all I’m saying. Every day is Memorial Day to me. Is that sanctimonious enough for May … Continue reading →

Just kidding, I always wanted to write that. He’s a little wooden, but after watching Keanu Reeves try to single-handedly strangle any drama from The Matrix Revolutions, Heyden Christiansen looked like fricking Kenneth Branaugh. Against my better judgement I am … Continue reading →

I finally get to see “Episode III” today, and I kind of wonder why I’m going at all. It’s not like I’m a real Star Wars fan. My wife likes to think of me as a nerd, which is fine, … Continue reading →

The short Korean tech who cusses all the time, while watching the end of an episode of Ambush Makeover: “She think she look better — but it’s still the same s___!” There’s a point in there we all need to … Continue reading →

We got a bunch of Mac Minis shipped to our store today — I know they aren’t exactly brand new, but this was the first time I really took a look at one. It’s Apple’s greatest triumph of style over … Continue reading →

I don’t know. There’s something to be said for coming up with a season finale so shocking that it creates all sorts of buzz and anticipation. I believe the traditional term for this is cliffhanger, probably so named because the … Continue reading →

Sorry about last Wednesday, folks — our crack News department was busy moving parts from one room to another. It won’t happen again, as far as I know. Here’s the news I care about today. Hey, all of you who … Continue reading →

This is my dog trying to recreate the accident that did such horrible things to our beloved fence. Look at all that damage. Pictures by Crapipics

A man threw his girlfriend off one of the Dallas Area’s many highway “fly-overs”, which are highway interchanges that go way up into the air. I remember the day it happened — there was a huge buzz around here about … Continue reading →