Monthly Archives: October 2005

Milwaukee Bucks Haikus: Lew Alcindor

Lew Alcindor Gave Milwaukee Bucks Their only championship. Stabbed his fans in back.

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Milwaukee Bucks Haikus: Junior Bridgeman

Junior Bridgeman “Would you like to buy my Bacon Mushroom melt?” He asks Underrated dude.

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Miwaukee Bucks Haikus: Fred Roberts

This card is as small as Fred Roberts’ game Fred Roberts Buzz Cut flat shooter 3 boards a game isn’t good for seven-foot Fred.

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Gerard Depardieu Reportedly Reported to be Ending His Film Career

There are a number of angles I could use to comment on this story. There’s the “I didn’t know he had a career after Green Card” angle. There’s alse the fact that Yahoo! news is just regurgitating what another newspaper … Continue reading

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NBA Western Conference Preview, Finally

WESTERN CONFERENCE PREVIEW This is an interesting place, this Western Conference. All the Free-Agent moves from last year and the injuries/comebacks of this year has made it almost impossible to predict what will happen, as some teams will mesh and … Continue reading

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Milwaukee Bucks Haikus: Ray Allen

Sorry about so much basketball, my friends, but I’m really excited for this season. Today’s haiku is heartbreaking, especially in light of the Desmondo Mason — Jamaal Magloire trade this week. All Bucks fans wish the great Desmondo well, and … Continue reading

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NBA Overkill — Eastern Conference Preview

Epth Nation 2005-2006 NBA Preview By Michael D. Pape If you read as many NBA previews as I do (what does that say about me?), you start to notice things that tip you off to the fact that the previewer … Continue reading

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Milwaukee Bucks Haiku: Craig Hodges

Craig Hodges Wife set him on fire Like his jump shots from downtown He liked to thank God.

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Milwaukee Bucks Haikus: Alvin Robertson

(above: Bucks great Alvin Robertson blocks some guy’s shot) Alvin Robertson Quadruple double Ten steals in one freakin’ game Domestic abuse.

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Really Local News 10-26-05

Hello everyone. Let’s Watch a House Burn Live: The most important thing that happened today was this guy’s apartment fire in Richardson, TX. You might be thinking, “Why is a simple fire important?” Well, I awoke to news helicopters circling … Continue reading

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