Monthly Archives: March 2006

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EPTH GETS IT RIGHT AGAIN: What did I tell you about Hoops winning the grand prize on Flavor of Love? What did I tell you? I have to apologize, though, for not anticipating the spitting incident*, which is going to … Continue reading →

Every so often, I read something on the internet that I think is pretty groovy. Here are some (stolen) quotes: Fake Brokeback music plays as Janelle convinces Paula to seek professional help for her eating disorder. This show should seek … Continue reading →

Friends, family, people I know, people who exist, This is the time of year when you give me your NCAA tournament picks. I’m sorry that this year will be so hard to pick, since there aren’t very many good teams. … Continue reading →

“Hersey Hawkins, you want a piece of me?” This is the greatest time of the year, and there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s NCAA tournament time, and let’s start this week with some observations about college basketball you … Continue reading →

NBA Basketball has changed since I was a kid, and I don’t just mean the size of the players or the use of the three-point line. I’m referring to the game presentation, which has been a subject of some controversy … Continue reading →

First, this lady came in and tried to buy a computer with a check. That’s not totally out of the ordinary, but it does raise a red flag. Next, she put down a driver’s license with the number scratched out, … Continue reading →

Since I had two birthdays, caffeine withdrawal, and the Bucks’ crushing and depressing loss to the Knicks last week, I all but ignored several important and insane stories that came over the news wire. Many of these stories made me … Continue reading →

I have written a short story I wish to share with y’all, in the hopes that you will become addicted and need more. Here is the link: five to three Enjoy! As always, feedback of any sort is appreciated — … Continue reading →

My founding parents brought forth upon this continent me. For that, and for protecting me from bad people as I grew up, I give them thanks. I’d also like to thank: My brothers and sister, for being so much older … Continue reading →