Monthly Archives: May 2006

May is over, so any May flowers you were going to plant will die if you try to plant them now. Now, the news: First of all, “Brangelina” is a horrible nickname for a couple, even one as deserving of … Continue reading →

1) The Edward Jones Dome, which many sarcastically call the Howard Jones Dome, where no-one is to blame. 2) The Wondrous Atrium of the Terry Gilliamesqually-designed Embassy Suites. This is the fountain. Free beer was located to the right. 3) … Continue reading →

Quotas. My wife got a ticket today, May 30th, for going 11 miles over the speed limit. She was in a group of cars going the same speed. A police officer is just picking people off at random. Why is … Continue reading →

As I said, I just took a 4-day weekend in beautiful downtown St. Louis with my family. I couldn’t use the internet without paying $9.95 a day, so I guess you just found out the full extent of my cheapness … Continue reading →

Hey, don’t get mad if I don’t post for the next four days. I’ll try to, but I’m driving from Dallas to St. Louis to be with my family, and I don’t know how internet is going to be w/r/t … Continue reading →

First of all, there are some people on the internet who didn’t like the season finale of LOST last night. Those people don’t like television. Seriously, you should read the complaints, and how stupid they are: “I’m confused by the … Continue reading →

Please, folks, remember that nobody wants to see you naked, especially if you’re a hairy dude. Don’t answer the door without a shirt on. I know it’s your house, and you can wear whatever you want inside it. However, there … Continue reading →