Monthly Archives: September 2006

Elevator Action

In my new job I get to ride a lot of elevators. Most of them are old and boring, but many new buildings, especially high-rises, have luxurious elevators designed to get riders to ooh and ahh at the shiny features. … Continue reading

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EPTH Official Notice

I’m leaving Papa John’s for the greener, greasier, and closer pastures of Pizza Hut. It’s about 13 miles closer to where I live, so it had to happen sooner or later. My particular instance of the Papa had become allergic … Continue reading

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T.O. Owens: Order of Events.

Media forces are converged on Irving, TX yesterday to deal with the aftermath of the T.O. suicide attempt/pill confusion story from last night. As far as I can tell from listening to the “all T.O. Owens all the time” coverage … Continue reading

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Really Really Super Quick Hits

I’ve never seen two people less comfortable in their own faces than Greta Van Susternenenen and Bill “Feel Your Pain” Clinton. Bill’s talking about the whole Pope thing right now…”I don’t approve of what His Holiness said…” Parsing that single … Continue reading

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Unbelieveable Level of Sorriness

(Don’t let those freckles fool you — Her new recipe is keeping the Mexican down) Found in this post on the increasingly essential (to those of us who live in Dallas, that is) Dallas Observer Unfair Park Blog. It seems … Continue reading

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The Way You Make Me Feel

When I started this blog, I had no idea it would become such a high priority in my mind. Right now, it feels like I’m totally failing at it, and that’s totally gnawing at me. Here are the things I’ve … Continue reading

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Meet Kyle Coleman

Tonight’s tipping test will be taken by Mr. Coleman, who decided to live in the furthest corner of our delivery area and order a pizza at 10pm. Not only that, he also put a 0 dollar tip on his credit … Continue reading

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Sky on Fire

I just wanted to let you know that there’s a post-apocalyptic color to the Western sky right now, all pink peeking through blue-gray clouds. It looks like a fire that has been left burning a long time. Maybe we’ll get … Continue reading

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Sufjan Stevens in Concert with Giant Wings

Who: Sufjan Stevens (w/ band) Where: Lakewood Theater, Dallas, TX, USA When: Wed, Sept. 13 1. PRELIMINARY DISCUSSION OF THE ARTIST, FOCUSING ON HIS UNLIKELY POPULARITY. I know music is supposed to be a matter of subjective taste, but I … Continue reading

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Wha Happan?

I’m going to use this forum to apologize again, this time for the tragic reordering of my posts into something that made no sense. I’m sorry that my mobility is in its infancy, and this baby cries and craps and … Continue reading

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