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Monthly Archives: December 2006
Christmas is a Time of Funny Uncle Mike
The Powers That Be have pre-empted the Sun Bowl on CBS with Katie Couric’s breathless presentation of Gerald Ford’s state funeral. I don’t know why CBS thinks we want to see our least- elected former President’s funeral instead of a … Continue reading
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Fa La La La La
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while — I’m on an extended Christmas break right now. I have at least three things written and waiting to be posted, though, so stuff will be coming fast n’ furious soon… Yes, I … Continue reading
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My Spam Filter is a House of Fire
“Throw me the d*** ball!” …Stopping comments by anybody named “Brian.” I didn’t know my spam filter had a “Brian” switch, but apparently I flipped it. It’s getting so I can no longer communicate in anything except short, cutesy, 2-line … Continue reading
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11 Short Thoughts about Bad TV
Wes from the Real World Duel looks like an animal, but I can’t put a finger on which animal it is. I think I’m probably thinking of a mole rat, or something else that’s hairless and pale. C.T., on the … Continue reading
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Peter Boyle has Died.
I didn’t even know he had an illness. I guess he suffered a heart attack in 1999, then came back and did some more Everybody Loves Raymond. This is sad, because he was greatness. R.I.P, Young Frankenstein. Did you know … Continue reading
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Thank You Winter
Thank you winter, for leaving so soon. We hated you and your 29-degree nights filled with “hard freezes.” We hated wearing coats and gloves and scarves and hats, and having to run the car for a minute in the morning … Continue reading
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A Post Nobody Will Read
Our research teams here at Epth Nation have determined that the “prime time” for blog reading is Sunday night until Thursday night. Nobody’s interested in witty musings on Friday and Saturday, probably because everybody’s drunk. So, happy Sunday, everybody. Because … Continue reading
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Naomi Campbell Wrote a Novel?
I was in the bookstore the other day and saw some very dark and disturbing things… First of all, evil supermodel Naomi Campbell has written a novel. It’s called Swan, and it’s about, well, a supermodel. To paraphrase the book … Continue reading
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