Monthly Archives: March 2007

One Step Closer to Kevin Durant

Posted on March 31, 2007 by epthnation

(Ruben Patterson drives on Josh Howard with his head down instead of looking for Michael Redd like he should.) We all have our crosses to bear. Some people live in hell holes like Fort Apache: The Bronx or India, some … Continue reading →

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I Think I Have a Split Personality…

Posted on March 30, 2007 by epthnation

…one of whom is a Mavs fan who writes e-mails without me knowing.  From the latest Sports Guy column: Finally, Michael from Dallas passes this account along: “I don’t know if you saw any of the Bucs/Mavs game last night, … Continue reading →

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Count-Pointercount: New “Castle Doctrine” Allows You to Just Kill the Crap out of Intruders

Posted on March 27, 2007 by epthnation

Today, we will be debating the newest law passed in Texas, the so-called “Deadly Force Bill.”  It allows people to shoot intruders in their homes, cars, or workplaces.  Previously, a deadly criminal had to corner you or point a gun … Continue reading →

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The Hut, the Tire, the Sickness, and the Wardrobe

Posted on March 25, 2007 by epthnation

I just delivered to two eastern-european-accented dudes in the same apartment complex. Neither of them tipped very well at all. Probably an evil cultural thing, along with borscht and building walls that keep out freedom.  The problem with this job, … Continue reading →

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The Brothers Martin

Posted on March 24, 2007 by epthnation

I don’t often do reviews of music CD’s on this blog, since a) It’s been established that I have no musical taste, and b) I’m not really into music that people have heard of. I mean, I could throw out … Continue reading →

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Don’t vote for Charlie Rose

Posted on March 23, 2007 by epthnation

As many of your know, my day job is all about fixing computers.  This is generally fun, and it gives me an opportunity to hob-nob with the elites in this Dallas Metroplex.  It’s no fun when I have to stay … Continue reading →

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Oh No You D’int John Locke

Posted on March 21, 2007 by epthnation

This is why John Locke from LOST is a great character, and totally somebody to pity/hate. He is, quite clearly now, getting rid of the island’s contacts with the outside world. This makes him a putz and a jerkface. I’d … Continue reading →

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Test Post- Blogging from Ubuntu

Posted on March 20, 2007 by epthnation

Don’t mind me, I just upgraded from Ubuntu 6.06 to 6.10. You don’t care. Anyway, if this works, my life will be made .0003% easier. Yay.

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I Guess the Question From the Last Post has been Answered.

Posted on March 19, 2007 by epthnation

Fart form. If you would have told me before the NCAA tournament began that the only one of the 1-2 seeds that wouldn’t make it to the sweet sixteen would be Wisconsin, I would hve poked your eye out with … Continue reading →

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Art Form or Fart Form*?

Posted on March 16, 2007 by epthnation

That’s the question I ask myself as I watch Wisconsin college basketball teams play in this NCAA tournament. Is this supposed to be basketball? They had four days to come up with a proper offense, and both Marquette and Wisconsin … Continue reading →

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