Monthly Archives: April 2007

Movie Night is Friday — Consider Yourself Warned

I’ve decided to make Friday my movie night, because whenever possible I like to pretend that I have a weekend.  If I get off of work early enough, I get to go to the actual movie theater and fight off … Continue reading

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Virginia Tech Killer: What Would NBC Do?

Should this hotlinked picture even exist?    Look, this is going to keep happening, as in massacres are going to happen over and over, until we stop making these crazy people post-mortem media superstars.  There are apparently plenty of people … Continue reading

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Mors Stuff You don’t Care About

BREAKING NEWS — For users of “Blackberry” media devices that use RIM for e-mail, it’s going to be down today.  And by “it” I mean RIM itself.  You might want to call the office.  As for me, this just means … Continue reading

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But We’re Never Going to Survive Unless…

…we get a little crazy. When I look back and see what’s happened to this thing, and me, the past few months, I weep with embarassment and flame with anger.  Where was the guy who would gladly write 5,000 words … Continue reading

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Proof I Know Way Too Much about Bad Reality TV

I don’t know where to start with this. Reality TV worlds are colliding, and there’s nothing America can do about it. I Love NY’s season finale ended boringly enough with her choosing the guy everybody knew she was going to … Continue reading

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Allow me to Drop some Knowledge on You

My favorite radio station in the world, KTCK “The Ticket” in Dallas, has trapped 10 of its hosts in a big house for a week.  They can’t leave, and at night, they can broadcast whatever they want.  Last night they … Continue reading

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From the Ghetto to Your Grill

Pizza Hut has a new pizza slithering through its oven these days, hopefully for a limited time.  It’s called the “Pizza Mia,” and if you’ve ever wondered whether or not Pizza Hut could combine their ingredients in such a way … Continue reading

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Inland Empire: Not for the Dumb of Heart

(I’d get a picture of a scene, but I don’t want to ruin the plot for you.   Um…) I was thinking about halfway through Inland Empire that this was about the weirdest way I could have possibly spent a … Continue reading

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Grindhouse. Inland Empire. 300. Blades of Glory. TMNT.

I need to see these weird, violent movies, but I don’t have time.  Actually, I could download them illegally from the internet, but to handicam pirated copies I just say NO!  My problem is one of logistics:  I have no … Continue reading

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LOST is as LOST does

(This is an official LOST Kate figurine.  Note that she’s all wet, and hiding in a tree.) In no particular order, here are my thoughts on LOST this week (shut up — if you had a blog, you know you’d … Continue reading

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