Monthly Archives: May 2007

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Posted on May 30, 2007 by epthnation

I haven’t posted in two days, and I’m not going to post today. However, I feel like I need to put something here, just so y’all know I’m still alive. But there’s nothing to write :( I hate smileys. I … Continue reading →

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It’s Like Looking in the Mirror.

Posted on May 28, 2007 by epthnation

(at times like these we should just try and think about puppies.)   It hasn’t been a good week for the rich and drunk, but then again is it ever? On the heels of that poor, poor little girl’s kidnapping … Continue reading →

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Rosie vs. Elisabeth, Donkeys vs. Elephants

Posted on May 26, 2007 by epthnation

Let’s clear some things up right now: 1) Rosie O’ Donnell, no matter how you feel about her politics, is a wholly disgusting person with even more disgusting friends. Sorry for the personal attack, but all her moms. Bringing that … Continue reading →

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LOST Season III Finale Blog

Posted on May 24, 2007 by epthnation

The LOST Season 3 Finale Live Fricking Blog (written live, not posted live, silly.) I’ll get this out of the way: I’ve read all the internet rumors and spoilers about this finale, and I am fully prepared to have my … Continue reading →

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Milwaukee Bucks Needed More Lucky Charms

Posted on May 23, 2007 by epthnation

Out of the blue, and totally demoralizing… #6. We had a better chance at #1 than we did of getting #6.  This could not have gone worse.  No Oden, no Durant, just some spare Larry Harris will pick wrong.  I’m … Continue reading →

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My Super Sweet 16 + Morality = After School Special?

Posted on May 22, 2007 by epthnation

(Can MTV out-insane pure insanity?) I don’t mean to alarm anybody, but MTV is planning to air a My Super Sweet Sixteen fictionalized movie, one with a moral lesson.  They were probably tired of the constant barrage of fire and … Continue reading →

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America the Mexican Soccer Team

Posted on May 21, 2007 by epthnation

Today was an interesting day, not that you care. All you people care about is pictures of Asian girls making the Yao Ming sign, apparently. You should see the referrals I’m getting from hotlinking that image. It’s amazing. If I … Continue reading →

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Dallas: We’ve Got Some Problems

Posted on May 17, 2007 by epthnation

I know that every news outlet like to concentrate on stories that are depressing and horrible, just to keep people reading. The city of Dallas is on an especially hot streak when it comes to things that make you shake … Continue reading →

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I don’t know if you realize this, but Farmers Branch should have an apostrophe.

Posted on May 16, 2007 by epthnation

I’m just going to touch on this briefly.  Remember Farmers Branch?  That Dallas suburb that has decided to become a national test case on the question of “Can one city drive illegals out, or is that impossible in 2007?”  Well, … Continue reading →

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What Chrysler Needs is Some Drugged Honeycakes

Posted on May 15, 2007 by epthnation

It’s worth noting, as we look at the Cerberus acquisition of Chrysler from those German yokels, that Cerberus was the three-headed dog that guards hell.  I don’t know why you’d name a firm that buys struggling companies after that mythological … Continue reading →

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