Monthly Archives: May 2007

Famewhores United Against Responsibilty

Posted on May 13, 2007 by epthnation

Did you guys know that a bunch of reality-show non-stars with no talent have formed an organization to protect each other from responsibility? What’s that you say? You think no such organization exists? Well, explain this: Last night my wife … Continue reading →

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The Perfect Crapstorm

Posted on May 12, 2007 by epthnation

It’s the perfect storm of crap tonight at Pizza Hut. Our phones are down so we can’t take orders, and with no orders I don’t get to deliver any delicious pizza. It’s too early to send everyone home, and all … Continue reading →

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Uncle Rico Won’t be Throwing a Football Over Them Mountains Anymore.

Posted on May 10, 2007 by epthnation

I’ve narrowed down the comments problem to a for-no-reason font change from the main page to the individual pages.  The individual pages are displayed in some sans-serif crapola.  The irony is I didn’t notice because the “big comments” don’t show … Continue reading →

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Introducing: The Majority is Always Wrong

Posted on May 9, 2007 by epthnation

Hey, look everybody, there’s a new link!  It’s to this high-concept and super fantastic political site, The Majority is Always Wrong.  Hey, look — it’s on epthnation.com! Introducing:  The Epth Network of Blogs. I need a logo for this.  Something … Continue reading →

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Judging My Kids by Stormlight

Posted on May 8, 2007 by epthnation

It’s an amazing night in Dallas right now. I’m facing north, and in the flat distance above the apartment complex I see a magenta and yellow lightning show. It’s really awe-inspiring, and every time it flashes I look up to … Continue reading →

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What’s Going on with Sports These Days, Eh?

Posted on May 7, 2007 by epthnation

NBA PLAYOFFS Two hot Asian girls throw up the official NBA “Yao Ming gang sign.” First the Mavs lose, now this: The Houston Rockets lost at home in a game 7 to the talentless and ugly Utah Jazz. The Rockets … Continue reading →

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Mavs vs. Warriors, Part Fin.

Posted on May 4, 2007 by epthnation

“Fin” is French for “Thees team steenks,” and it’s only fitting to use a French term to describe the German-led failure of your Dallas Mavericks. With Frenchmen like Le Baron Davis on their team, how could the Nowitskis of the … Continue reading →

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They’ve Got the Ubuntu on Computers Now

Posted on May 1, 2007 by epthnation

Tonight I’m thinking about this Ubuntu machine I’m using and how cool the idea of free software is…and juxtaposing that idea with Microsoft Windows Vista and their accursed activation and continuing validation program.  Basically, you have to prove you own … Continue reading →

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