Monthly Archives: August 2007

Yi Jianlian’s Representatives Grow Brains, Sign Contract

That’s right, it’s time to celebrate! The Chinese Guy is comin’ to town! I’d like to thank all the people who made this contract possible, mostly US Senator Herb Kohl. When a US Senator comes to your country to negotiate … Continue reading

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Doyle Davidson, Set Piano Girl Free!

I know I’m supposed to be on hiatus or whatever, but I’m watching the most amazing program on TV right now.  It’s on Channel 19, which I know as a Christian channel of some sort, but not one of the … Continue reading

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Yeah, I Know, Part II

I’ve had some personal problems to deal with, so as you can see, this thing hasn’t been updated.  I’m planning for the next phase of this, due Sept. 6, 2007.  If I were a better marketer, I’d be clearer about … Continue reading

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GUA vs. UAG and other anagrams

That’s right, it’s time for Mexican soccer. Even though I don’t know where or how to read the season standings, I am totally into this “Liga Mexico” thing. There are two games on TV tonight — a matchup on Asteca … Continue reading

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Iraq Feeling the Chocolate Rain

As Al-Qaida tries to spread its insect swarm of evil across the world,some people have realized that their Anti-American Death Campaign isn’t all its cracked up to be: Sunni Fighters Find Strategic Benefits in Tentative Alliance With U.S. It’s refreshing … Continue reading

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One of Those Nights

I got home tonight and there’s like nothing on TV, which means I actually have to turn and face the tasks in front of me.  This is probably a good thing, because as a human i like to put everything … Continue reading

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Couldn’t Anyone Have Stopped This?

When you’re in high school, and you’re not smart or good enough to get an “A,” and you cheat on a test and nobody catches you, you still get that “A.” When you’re a major league baseball player, and you’re … Continue reading

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Yes, It’s the Age of Love Finale, and I Promise Not to Use the Word “Cougar.”

  vs. It’s the classic moment that happens in every dating show, as the two remaining girls awkwardly meet the hunky bachelor’s freak family and hilarity ensues. Considering the fact that we all know he’s going to pick Amanda, this … Continue reading

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