Monthly Archives: November 2007

Open Letter to Brett Favre

Brett, don’t f___ my night. Look, this can go one of two ways, and the determining factor is which team has more points at the end of the night.  If the Pack wins, I get to roll around in the … Continue reading

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We Got a Timebomb, Na Na Rickets

One of the nice things about Microsoft’s default starting web page, msn.com, is their “daily picks” section.  It’s a selection of 3 or so stories that you, the generic Microsoft consumer, might find interesting.  Included in their picks for today … Continue reading

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Hell House: Interesting Movie, or OTWABS?

I’m doing a recap of the 2001 documentary Hell House, which tells the story of a Christian-themed “House of Horrors” that operates during the weeks before Halloween.   It brings up so many theological and moral issues (inadvertently, I think — … Continue reading

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Happy Dark Gray Saturday

If you’re viewing this blog from a chair in America, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you the Day after Thanksgiving is called Black Friday, and that it’s a huge shopping day filled with 4am sales and white people … Continue reading

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My Friend Wrote a Book

Here’s a trailer for a book named Fidelis that’s been written by a friend of mine, the fantastically named A.R. Horvath. To think — I knew him when he was just Tony. Anyway, he’s got a lot of stuff going … Continue reading

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Do You Want a Blog Post With That?

I’d love to keep you updated on all the hijinks going on in my life, but I’m way too lazy and drained.  I will say that Fred the driver is back at Pizza Hut and Bobo-ing everybody, which pretty much … Continue reading

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This is Epth Nation’s Annual List of the Sparest Rappers

1) Spliff Starr 2) Nate Dogg 3) Anyone whose name starts with “‘Lil” 4) Andy Samberg

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Friday News — Mavericks Own Spurs, Mexico Owns U.S.

There are a lot of interesting things that happened yesterday, so let’s count them off, shall we?   1) On the dreaded “Highway 35E” North of Dallas, a tanker truck hit something, flipped over, and exploded. You could see the … Continue reading

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Lost Story II: Pizza Driver Spits on Mexican, Gets a Talking-To

There’s this driver named Fred at the Pizza Hut where I work. Actually, his name is “Fardin,” but for the sake of making him seem like a white person, we call him Fred. He’s a middle-easterner with blue eyes, which … Continue reading

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My Fascination With Doyle Davidson Continues

I have to wonder again: do the women go through tambourine training before they get to go up there?  They all spin and skip and jump and hit their tambourines in the exact same way.  There must be a class … Continue reading

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