Monthly Archives: April 2008

Movie 10: Borat

I really wanted to see Borat for two reasons:  a) I had heard it was super-funny, and b) my church was used as a filming location. Yes, that’s right, I go to church at a rodeo. J/k. It’s not the … Continue reading

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The Previous Post Could Have Been My Last

Let me start by telling you what I saw and heard.  It happened about 3:40am last night.  I was dead asleep, not even thinking about anything except how to get out of my latest bad dream, when reality broke in … Continue reading

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Movie 9: Hot Fuzz

“Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil – “Sorry.” – grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?” The comedy … Continue reading

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Movie 8: The Darjeeling Limited

A combination of all of Wes Anderson’s previous movies (Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic), The Darjeeling Limited features Anderson at his most subdued and artsy-fartsy.  This isn’t necessarily a good thing, as it’s his uncontrollable whimsy … Continue reading

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It’s Time to Take Control

I’ve always kinda wanted to start a cult.  Not one of those cults where you give me all your possessions and live with me in a giant compound somewhere — those are for losers, and would probably end with my … Continue reading

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You are Addicted to Pizza Hut

  It’s true.  Even though the delivery charge went up to $2 (which, again, doesn’t go to the driver), and even though Pizza Hut is continually messing up pizzas because the cooks don’t care, and even though there’s a recession, … Continue reading

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I Knew He Was a Traitor

(I’m too lazy and angry to remove this watermark, so go visit viewimages or whatever)  It’s official: Tom “Short Haul” Crean is now the coach of the Indiana Hoosiers.  Pathetic.  Dominic James, Jerell McNeal, and etc. are all without a … Continue reading

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Big Head Baseball

Every day I look in the mirror and notice how big my head is.  I look like Ram Man with a goatee’ instead of a helmet.  You know how they (they meaning me) speculate that Barry Bonds took steroids based … Continue reading

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