Monthly Archives: May 2008

By the Time You See the Scarf It’s Already Too Late

Dude, go to this link…“Rachael Ray Tried to Blow Me Up, Says Michelle Malkin.” Now, I’m so embarrassed for the people who got the Dunkin’ Donuts ad shelved, I barely even want to explain this. I’ll let Michelle Malkin do … Continue reading

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Let’s Talk Transportation

I’ve got a really great shot of a monkey giving me the finger, but my phone isn’t talking to my computer right now, so let’s talk transportation instead.  You’ve got a cross-country trip to make, so how are you going … Continue reading

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Blackberry is My Office and My Only Friend Now.

My laptop got fried like a ball of cheese, so my entire internet presence this weekend will come from the phone. I guess the first thing I need to find out is whether or not this actually posts. I somehow … Continue reading

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Movie 12: Spider-Man Three

(Btw, they lifted this image directly from the comic book.) My ambivalence about Spider-Man III was deafening for a number of very good reasons:  1) The presence of Venom, 2) Spider-Man II was, and still is, the pre-eminent film in … Continue reading

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Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow and Other Rules

As an old and possibly decrepit person, I have lots of life experience to impart to anyone who’ll listen. Unfortunately, nobody listens to me. That’s why I have a blog – if you read it, you’re forced to pay attention … Continue reading

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News of the Day: MAy 16, 2008

1) Romopson is Dead! Not that we should know, or (especially) care, but Dallas Cowboys QB and noted Metal Skool aficionado Tony Romo has reportedly split with that girl Jessica Simpson. As a person who spends much of his time … Continue reading

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News of the Day: May 15, 2008

1) Republicans are freaking out over the elections in November, which could mean devastating losses and Democrats filling Congress like custard in an eclair. In Mississippi, a conservative Dem was elected in what was once a Republican district, and now … Continue reading

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News of the Day: May 14, 2008

Since I’m just a lone blogger typing away in my Ted Kascinski-brand log-cabin, it’s time I started acting like the lone wolfman journalist Bob Costas thinks I am. As always, I promise: No interviews, no scoops, and 100% bad opinions. … Continue reading

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Movie 11: Once

(btw, her answer to his question translates as, “No, I love you.”  This is quite sad, no?)  If you see Once and aren’t moved at least a little bit by the story, you’re probably dead.  Seriously.  Romantic in the old-school … Continue reading

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The Things You Didn’t Realize in the 80′s

On Saturday mornings I’ve gotten into watching VH1 Classic, since they now show 80′s videos, in all their awesomeness and glory. All of you who “hate the 80′s,” or think that “80′s music sucks,” — I just don’t know what … Continue reading

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