Monthly Archives: September 2008

Not Really About the Brewers

I’d just like to say that if indeed the Brewers do continue their slide to such an extent that they end up out of the playoffs, it will be disappointing in a “Flight of the Conchords delay their season because … Continue reading

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Things You Can’t Do in Dallas Anymore

Just for today, these are the things we are being told to fear: 1) Respond to ads on “Craigslist.” Not that I ever did, but apparently there’s been a rash of armed robberies lately where evil people take money from … Continue reading

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Ike Invades Texas

If you look at your Caribbean weather map today, you’ll see a giant deadly-looking hurricane out there.  It’s churning, it’s blowing, it’s tearing the barnacles off boats, and it’s coming at you.  However, unless you live in South Texas, it’s … Continue reading

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There’s a Fourth Time for Everything

I had something evil happen to me yesterday, something that’s only happened 3 times before in my storied pizza delivery career:  A customer took back a tip.  Here’s the story: I delivered two “pizzas” and two orders of “hot wings” … Continue reading

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Man, I Hate Politics, Part One

Let’s watch the RNC! by Mike Doug Pape I’m trying to watch the RNC tonight, my only free night to watch it this week.  This happens to be the night when all the dudes who lost the GOP race give … Continue reading

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So, Where Have I Been?

I’m the Mystery Man. No, not THAT Mystery Man.  More like this guy: I’ve been busy recharging my batteries in a place called nowheresville.  I don’t know how it happened, but I just totally lost a week of my life.  … Continue reading

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