Monthly Archives: February 2009

Things About Which I’m Excited: The Green Hornet

I’m going to warn you right now that only some of this makes sense. Seth Rogen and that other dude who wrote Superbad have written a new Green Hornet** movie, and plan on having Seth Rogen star as the titular … Continue reading

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Remember That Blood Is Red

I went to the Buck-Mavs game last Wednesday night, which was a pretty horrible experience for me as the state’s only Bucks fan.  They got down 10 early, then varied between an 11-25 point deficit the rest of the night.  … Continue reading

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This Google Earth Is A Great Place To Live

If Google wants to rule the world, they’ve got a great head start. Now, I’m not talking about the Googluminati, nor the insane and possibly body-snatcher-related concept of “cloud computing.”  I’m talking about Google Earth, of course.  Check it out … Continue reading

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So Now I’m On Stinking Twitter

Oh, man. I just got on Twitter, mostly because I can’t resist any method to berate people with one-way communication they don’t want.  If you have Twitter (gurgh.  I even hate the name), you can become my follower at @epthnation.  … Continue reading

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Why I Watch 30 Rock Even Though It’s Too Cool For Me…

Two Words: Tracy Jordan. “And that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in…’A Blefair to Rememblack.’” “When I’m on my deathbed frenching my wife, I’ll think of you.”

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Zombie Brett Favre is Dead

How do you kill a zombie?  Sometimes, they just retire to the grave they once crawled out of.  That’s a twist not even George Romero would dare to imagine, but it happened today. Zombie Brett Favre is no more.  Kaput.  … Continue reading

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The Library Tour Continues

Did you know that the quaint burg of Farmers Branch, TX is known for more than just keeping Mexicans from renting apartments. It’s also known as the place with the library that doesn’t have wifi. That’s right, in 2009, a … Continue reading

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Lipstick on a Pig, Library Edition

Let me tell you about the library in Valley Ranch, where I live. They built a brand-new state-of-the-art library/coffee shop in the dead center of the community, and filled it with the same 10 books they had in the old … Continue reading

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What We Know About The Milwaukee Bucks

There are so many question marks on my favorite sports team in the world right now you’d think the Riddler was their GM.  I still don’t know if Luke Ridenour, Chaz Villanueva, Ramon Sessions, Chaz Bell, or like 8 of … Continue reading

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Give Me An All New LOST

Yeah, I’m going to try to sort of live-blog this LOST episode. I realize I’ve been off-and-on here for a while, so I’ll have to intersperse random details about my life in with the TV stuff. That’ll happen during commercials, … Continue reading

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