Monthly Archives: June 2009

A Death To Terrorize Y’all’s Neighborhood

It is entirely possible that if Michael Jackson’s Thriller had never existed, this blog’s URL would be something other than “epthnation.com.”  I was 11 when it came out, and it so transfixed my kid-brain that my friends and I formed … Continue reading

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Bucks Trade Jefferson, Beard Happy

Our national nightmare is over.  The worst case scenario is no longer possible.  I never thought I could feel this way because of a straight salary dump. Or national nightmare?  The contract the Bucks gave to Bobby Simmons, which they … Continue reading

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Arrested for Being Awesome

Dear readers, please forgive the slow week.  I had job interviews.  I had pizzas to deliver.  I had to re-read The Regulators.  Having done all that, my blog coma was still intact when I came upon the story of one … Continue reading

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More and More Thunderstorms

If you watch the Dallas/Fort Worth radar from about 6pm last night until now, you’ll notice that thunderstorms have been passing through this area pretty much constantly from that point until now.  They just keep popping up and attacking us … Continue reading

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Rally Rally Rally* Pizza

Stepping out of the cabin, the fresh air always hits me in the face, so hard. Had a meeting for work last week, at which I won a camping chair and a seat cushion.  The camping chair was a raffle … Continue reading

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Tiger Woods: One Life, Wasted On Golf

Like I should talk, though…sitting here in the virtual dark in a cabin built by my own two hands, hiding behind a beard that may or may not be metaphorical. Just took a walk.  It was a cornucopia of stereotypes … Continue reading

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Yeah, I Was Going to Give Up the Blog, But…

That felt a little like giving up the ghost, if you know what I mean.  No, not the terrible 80′s movie starring Patrick Swayze and some clay –  more like death.  So, I purchased a cabin in the woods, got … Continue reading

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