WHEREAS, It has been well-established that watching movies makes me healthy, happy, and empathetic toward other humans, which makes me a better person and follower of Jesus;
and WHEREAS, I have set as my goal the quite daunting 500 as the number of movies I need to watch to be a self-actualized human being;
and EVEN THOUGH that 500 number is completely arbitrary;
and WHEREAS, I don’t care;
and WHEREAS, I have a heretofore unnecessary subscription to Netflix that I barely use;
and WHEREAS, I have the skill to make a spreadsheet;
then be it RESOLVED, God willing, that I come up with a schedule of five (5) movies a week until I either: a) go crazy, b) pass away, or c) fail to watch five movies.
Wish me luck. That is all.
