My name is Michael Pape. I’m a writer/computer technician located mostly in Grafton, WI, USA, North America, Western Hemisphere (the cool one), Earth, Solar System of Jerks (non-official title), Milky Way Galaxy, the One True Universe, Amen. I am a white male who grew up in the suburbs in an uncool area of the country, so feel free to marginalize me according to any and all applicable postmodern dogma. Because everything your professors taught you was true.
I write blog posts here that very few people read.
I also write fiction as OJ Wolfsmasher for Bard and Book. Get some cheap as free e-books from them here, and consider signing up to read my wondrous stories.
Dear Emperor of the Great Epth Nation,
As a humble offering for the sake of a long and prosperous Epth Nation blogsistence, I have secured epthnation.com for another 5 years.
Really? Wow, I’m honored. 5 years? Man, I’d better start actually doing something with this then. I feel like all those guys on the Mark Cuban show The Benefactor. I didn’t even have to play Jenga!