Category Archives: Insane Screed From Cabin

Pizza Update — Here’s a Dollar, Call Someone Who Cares

As of last night, 8/9/09, my Pizza Hut has officially gone insane.  Some might call this a relapse, since it’s clearly not the first time this has happened.  I mean, this was once the place where Shock Manager prowled the … Continue reading

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Forces have conspired and inspired, and the end result of it all is going to be me moving to Milwaukee.  The date is in place (Sept 26-27), the plans are being made, and the relevant people are being notified.  I’m … Continue reading

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Who Watches the Watchmen? Apparently, Me.

(in an effort to become more fully vested in this thing we call America, epthnation.com is going to watch all the big-budget, highly-hyped studio movies I purposefully missed over the past few years.  This will either make me barf, or … Continue reading

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So…Yeah…It’s Been a While, Hasn’t It?

Blame bad and uninteresting summer TV.  Blame whitey.  Blame the people who invented the internet.  Blame writing, for being so darn hard.  Heck, blame me if you have to.  I haven’t posted in a long time, and every day makes … Continue reading

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Sentiments I Don’t Want to Hear in the Wake of Michael Jackson’s Death

1)  “I only wish Michael would have been here to see these tributes.  The media (and America) rejected Michael, and that’s horrible.  We should be ashamed of all these celebrations.” First of all, if there was ever a man who … Continue reading

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A Death To Terrorize Y’all’s Neighborhood

It is entirely possible that if Michael Jackson’s Thriller had never existed, this blog’s URL would be something other than “epthnation.com.”  I was 11 when it came out, and it so transfixed my kid-brain that my friends and I formed … Continue reading

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Bucks Trade Jefferson, Beard Happy

Our national nightmare is over.  The worst case scenario is no longer possible.  I never thought I could feel this way because of a straight salary dump. Or national nightmare?  The contract the Bucks gave to Bobby Simmons, which they … Continue reading

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Arrested for Being Awesome

Dear readers, please forgive the slow week.  I had job interviews.  I had pizzas to deliver.  I had to re-read The Regulators.  Having done all that, my blog coma was still intact when I came upon the story of one … Continue reading

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More and More Thunderstorms

If you watch the Dallas/Fort Worth radar from about 6pm last night until now, you’ll notice that thunderstorms have been passing through this area pretty much constantly from that point until now.  They just keep popping up and attacking us … Continue reading

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Rally Rally Rally* Pizza

Stepping out of the cabin, the fresh air always hits me in the face, so hard. Had a meeting for work last week, at which I won a camping chair and a seat cushion.  The camping chair was a raffle … Continue reading

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