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Netflix Diary: The King of Kong

First of all, I don’t believe this movie accurately portrays much of anything outside of Steve Wiebe’s home life, which should probably be considered a problem for a documentary.  There’s probably a lot of truth in Steve and his family’s … Continue reading

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Netflix Diary: Drag Me To Heckbuckets

Ok, so Sam Raimi made another horror movie — finally!  He’s the only Leprechaun out there who can turn standard horror B.S. into a magically hillarious gore-tacular.  We remember the deliciously over-the-top Evil Dead, and its evil rubber chicken of … Continue reading

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Movies Ahoy: Kick-buttocks

I know that’s not the movie’s name, but my mom reads this.  Hi, mom. Well, that was interesting.  I’m one of the people who saw this movie on its opening weekend, which is weird because I a) never see things … Continue reading

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A Real Resolution

WHEREAS, It has been well-established that watching movies makes me healthy, happy, and empathetic toward other humans, which makes me a better person and follower of Jesus; and WHEREAS, I have set as my goal the quite daunting 500 as … Continue reading

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Netflix Diary: The Fall

WARNING:  This Netflix Diary contains spoilers that will spoil you like sour cream that’s been sitting in the sun.  Only read if you don’t care about this. The Fall is so unique and crazy that it defies normal movie reviews.  … Continue reading

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I Watch The Oscars For You, You Know.

Hey America, it’s time for the Oscars! I’ve been feeling unable to form complete and wonderful sentences lately. They’ve been turning out half-done and awful. We’re just going to plow through this Oscars ceremony and see if we can get … Continue reading

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While We Wait For TV, We See Movies

Behold! A bulleted list of random-oid points regarding various movies I’ve seen and re-seen in the past couple months. (Due to circumstances in my control but that I’ve having problems with, I am living with some saints (I hope they … Continue reading

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Twilight Makes Me Go Crazy

Twilight: New Moon is playing today in every theater in America today.  Though it may not seem like it at times, I try to be a “Live and Let Live” kind of guy, especially about things that don’t really matter.  … Continue reading

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Old-School Movie Review: Zombieland

Review:  Zombieland by Michael Pape In the canon of zombie-based comedies, Shaun of the Dead has reigned supreme since its release in 2004.  Capitalizing on the inherent unintentional comedy of the moaning stumbling undead, it set the gold standard for … Continue reading

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Who Watches the Watchmen? Apparently, Me.

(in an effort to become more fully vested in this thing we call America, epthnation.com is going to watch all the big-budget, highly-hyped studio movies I purposefully missed over the past few years.  This will either make me barf, or … Continue reading

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