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A Spooky Story for Halloween, the Worst Holiday Ever

Posted on October 28, 2006 by epthnation

Fred used to be a pumpkin, but he was now a full-blown jack-o’-lantern. He was named Fred because the person who carved him named him Fred. This is the way these things work. The carver’s girlfriend (who smelled like cheese) … Continue reading →

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