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Category Archives: Work
The Perfect Crapstorm
It’s the perfect storm of crap tonight at Pizza Hut. Our phones are down so we can’t take orders, and with no orders I don’t get to deliver any delicious pizza. It’s too early to send everyone home, and all … Continue reading
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From the Ghetto to Your Grill
Pizza Hut has a new pizza slithering through its oven these days, hopefully for a limited time. It’s called the “Pizza Mia,” and if you’ve ever wondered whether or not Pizza Hut could combine their ingredients in such a way … Continue reading
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Don’t vote for Charlie Rose
As many of your know, my day job is all about fixing computers. This is generally fun, and it gives me an opportunity to hob-nob with the elites in this Dallas Metroplex. It’s no fun when I have to stay … Continue reading
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The Rules of Tipping
As a noted pizza guy, people are always asking me, “How much should I tip when I get pizza?” This can be kind of awkward, especially when I’m standing on their doorstep after having just delivered them one. But since … Continue reading
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A Post Nobody Will Read
Our research teams here at Epth Nation have determined that the “prime time” for blog reading is Sunday night until Thursday night. Nobody’s interested in witty musings on Friday and Saturday, probably because everybody’s drunk. So, happy Sunday, everybody. Because … Continue reading
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Mike VanderIncognito
So Dallas Cowboys kicker Mike Vanderjagt (you might remember him from such kicks as: The One that Clanged Off the Right Upright and the Missed Field Goal in Last Year’s AFC Championship)Â walked into Pizza Hut yesterday, and…no, this isn’t … Continue reading
Yesterday at Work
I can’t wait to tell you guys about my crazy day delivering pizzas yesterday. Man it was unhinged. The people I work with are totally nuts. I don’t know how it happened, either, because the 40ish skeletal woman who looks … Continue reading
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Lazy Friday
If there’s one thing that’s been proven time and time again in the blogging world, it’s that nobody checks blogs on Fridays. Must be something about wearing casual clothes in a business setting. Anyway, there’s a real freedom in knowing … Continue reading
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Top 10 Things I Experience at my Job as a Computer Human
10) Gay porn pop-ups. Yick. 9) “Windows in Spanish” that customers would like switched back to English because some evil Mexicans changed it without their consent. I’m not kidding. 8) Going into a high-rise office building (dealing with getting there, … Continue reading
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Antepenultimate Night at the Papa — Edited Version
Since I have this blackberry and two working, opposable thumbs, I figured it would be a good idea to keep a running diary of this, my last Sunday ever at Papa John’s. No, I’m not sad, except possibly when thinking … Continue reading
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