So, Where Have I Been?

I’m the Mystery Man.

Robert Black, Killer

Robert Blake, Whiteface Killah

No, not THAT Mystery Man.  More like this guy:

Where?

Where?

I’ve been busy recharging my batteries in a place called nowheresville.  I don’t know how it happened, but I just totally lost a week of my life.  Two weeks, even.  You could say I just needed a break, and you’d be right.  I didn’t even watch any movies until yesterday, when I totally saw Pineapple Express.  Totally.  And I felt higher because of it.

The good news is, I’m sort of recharged — but there is a thing hanging over me like a giant black bat, flying over my head and threatening to poop at any second.  In fact, it may have pooped already.  If you don’t understand this, don’t feel bad.  I’m being cryptic on purpose.

Do you love me question mark

I probably love you ellipsis

What does that mean question mark exclamation point question mark

I love the Jews more in parentheses

The End

About epthnation

Mike Pape is a freelance writer and computer technician living in Irving, TX. He has too much to do. Give him a break, please.
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