No, really. Mexico may be going crazy right now, and it may behoove you to stock up on masks to cover your mouth, but don’t panic. And certainly, don’t stop buying stuff. The good news is, Mexicans seem to be way more susceptible than Americans to this piggy threat. I guess that’s not good news, actually. Here’s some off-the-cuff advice that comes from a place of questionable assumptions:
1) Shun Mexicans, moreso than you already do. Stay away from Mexico. This would be a good time for a sealed border, actually. How’re we doing on that front?
2) Want to go out in public? Stay home instead.
3) Wash your hands a lot. A LOT.
4) If you feel flu-like symptoms, go to the doctor.
5) As I mentioned before, stock up on those masks.
6) What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Above all, Obama has stated that there is no cause for alarm. So, chill out and stay away from everybody for a couple weeks. Or go to the pub and wait for this all to blow over. Golden!
