You know how I know I’m off today? I put coffee in the coffee maker, but no water. Then, 5 minutes later, I was wondering where my coffee was, since the pot was just sitting there. Television tell me these are signs of old age, but I’ve been dumb for a while.
Speaking of dumb for a while, my beloved Bucks lost to the Warriors by 30 last night. Mo Williams led all Bucks with 3 assists against a team that prides itself on playing no defense. The dream is over, and now Typical Bucks Season (TBS) has set in. Is it too early to hope for a high lottery pick?
Whenever I’m flabbergasted by the sheer amount of information available to me in 2007, I think about how much more information will be available in 2009, and then I don’t feel so bad. Seriously, I just bring up iGoogle, and I have date, time, temp, forecast, a map, slashdot stories, my personal news feed, a Bible verse, and a dictionary.com Word of the Day (which today is deracinate: to uproot). And that’s just one page.
Tonight, Mitt Romney and his hair are going to give a highly-anticipated speech about his Mormonism and why, deep down, we are all Mormons. Then Moroni’s going to come out and breakdance. Just a prediction.
